Meeting the Selection Criteria



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Not long ago I met a man, and I use that term loosely, that had established selection criteria for women. He quite succinctly pointed out that dates are no different to job interviews and that a criterion simply assists with selecting the right candidate. I was both offended on behalf of his past and future dates, and intrigued. He wouldn't share with me the exact details, however, the odd bits of information passed to me by mutual friends at the time, it didn't seem to be your average list. So, should we have a selection criteria in mind when we are weighing up potential partners and what if they have a criteria, how can we possibly survive the interview phase if we don't know what it is?

Here is where Internet dating has advantage over conventional partner hunting. A good profile will put it all out there, what they consider to be their strengths and better qualities and exactly what they are looking for in a potential mate. The downside is they may be imaginary, lying or not really want what they think they want. Weeding them out on the internet is harder than in real life because when typing a response we have time to consider it, in the flesh we have a tendency to say something that we will regret forever, knowing deep down that it wasn't the answer that they were looking for.

So what is more important, establishing our own criteria or surviving theirs? Tough call, we are more likely to get a partner by meeting each of theirs, but how do we know if they are really the ones we want unless we have established criteria of our own. To create a list of our own we should first our own personality, what type of people we are compatible with and what we want out of life. Hmmmm, starting to get complicated. But I have a list of basics.

My basic list goes like this: male, heterosexual, single, fluent in English, physically available, emotionally available, in legal and paid employment, no addiction or substance abuse issues, non-violent person who has never been arrested or in been in custody. My secondary essential criteria list includes such items as being ambitious, great work life balance, friends of his own, not a party boy, accepting my son and I as we are, not living with his parents and having his own car. The third list of preferential criteria is where you weed out the ok guys from the great ones, these would be educated, worldly, down to earth, encouraging of my goals and aspirations, great with my friends and family and confident enough that I don't have to keep boosting his ego.

Notice the lack of physical characteristics, that's because we don't need them, we know fairly early on if we are attracted to someone or not, it's the rest of the stuff we have trouble recognising or tend to ignore too easily. Of course, I haven't mentioned any intimate criteria, but if you think that is not important you are seriously deluded. Having a partner that is compatible in bed can be, at some point, the make and break of a relationship.

So if these criteria can mean the difference between happiness and a miserable match up, should we tell them about it? I vote yes. I don't mean via document, or all in one hit, but as topics come up it wouldn't hurt to mention your preferences and goals. For example if a guy starts talking about backpacking Europe and you want to start a family, now would be great time to not only recognise you may not be compatible but to explain to him why it is the case.

Then there are their criteria. How do we know what it is? Well here's a thought, ask. I don't mean a bombardment of twenty questions upon first meeting, but as subjects come up don't be afraid to ask what they are looking for. This can be more difficult in non-date situations such as being out with a group of friends, but cleverly disguised conversation can still give you the answer you are looking for. For example a comment such as "her husband never lets her go out, says that they are married and it's her job to look after the kids", gauge his response and make a mental note of it.

Because being single wasn't hard enough, and looking the part just doesn't cut the mustard anymore, we are now stuck trying to work out what we are looking for, who meets that criteria and then what their criteria is and whether or not we meet it. Bugger that, I am going back to the Internet!

Nothing like a night out to ruin your night



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In a town as small and isolated as the one I live in you don't need to date. Everyone goes out to the same place on the same nights anyway. It's a bit like not having to order a-la-carte cause you know where the buffet is. And if in the back of your mind you are thinking that the quality at a buffet is never as good as table service, you would be right.

So why do we go out, is it to hang with our friends? we can do that at home or over coffee. Meet new people? In a town of twenty thousand, chances are we've already met everyone worth meeting, well those that actually live locally anyway. Let our hair down and have a good time? Don't know about you, but the last place I can relax and be myself is going to be in a well lit tavern filled with under dressed 20 year olds listening to a noxious mix of top 40 and country. Finally I understand why all the coupled up people stay home.

I have read about how sometimes single people need to get off the dating treadmill when it gets tiring, predictable and stressful. In a society where dating has been replaced by attending the local cattle yard on a Friday night, getting off the treadmill means giving up going out. Unfortunately for the single person this can mean being devoid of a social life, at least for a little while.

So as I ponder taking a break from it all and thinking about how uninteresting my life will be without the once a month bout in the drunken night out ring, I take a quick inventory of my last six months out on the town. The last time I went out I pushed a guy into a door when he turned out to be friends with my ex [sic], the time before that the young journalist from our office vomited on my pants in a limo, the time before that I lost my camera and stayed out till five in the morning with my mother and baby brother, before that a couple of balls that left me more pissed off than relaxed for varying reasons. The first six months in the year weren't much better either.

So what happens if I take a six month hiatus? Well the first thing that comes to mind is that I might miss out on something. Miss out on what? a great night out? cause there has been so many of them lately. Miss out on meeting the man of my dreams? because clearly I am going to find him at some seedy night spot in the wee hours of the morning. Or maybe I will just miss out on gossiping, hours sitting around trying to look like I have friends, spending money I don't have on drinks I don't really like and wasting the whole next day on a hangover.

With the decision made to stay home and save a little money and possibly my sanity, I now have to deal with the knowledge that it will be at least another six months before I meet someone, or at least reacquaint myself with someone I once new that will do due to lack of options... but I have ran out of time to go any further with that idea. See you next year.

Online Dating Profile - Attempt #1

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Saddling up in a One Horse Town

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Sometimes it feels like I live in a town where I have exhausted all my romantic options, come to think about it I have just about exhausted even all my one night stand options also!


I live in a town of just under 20,000, not including surrounding towns, because there are none. In fact you have to travel two and half hours to get to the next town and the only thing to do there is keep driving through to somewhere more interesting even further away.


It's a mining town so you would be excused for thinking that there is an abundance of burly men. Alas this is not the case. Having grown up feeling entitled to a job on the mines young men are often shocked to find that the foreign owned local mine requires qualified and experienced workers, so the young men leave. They are not replaced with men from "away" as the required workers are flown in and out. The end result is that us women often feel that there are just not enough men to go around.


This is not always the case, for several weekends starting in October our town unwillingly participates in the annual drunken arsehole exchange. At this time we send a football team of cashed up bogans to someplace else and get five teams in return. In this respect it is much like the illfated Malaysia deal, and just as succesful. We turn up at the local classy establishment to find ourselves in a sea of young, drunk, unavailable men. And they seem to be standing around wondering where the hell all the hot young available women are. They're at home with their kids.


Now I may be completely off the track but below is how I see the typical small town bogan romance, henceforth known as a bogance, unfolding in more situations than not. Guy knows of girl and girl knows of guy, cause lets face it in a town of 20,000 you're pretty much guaranteed to know everyone in your age bracket. Guy is at pub with mates, girl is at pub with girlfriends. They are both there to pick up, clearly. Guy gets drunk and hits on girl, girl gets drunk and lets guy take advantage of her. Guy takes girl home, girl never leaves, they end up married with two kids by 24. There are other variations, but you get the gist of it.


By the time they hit 40 they are divorced and have split the house, debt, kids time, friends, community in general and what days each one of them can go to the one only pub that happens to be cool at the time. Now looking for wifey number two, the 40+ divorcee wastes no time heading back to the pub with his, also divorced, mates and the system repeats itself only with someone 5-10 years his junior.


The divorcee wife stays at home with the kids, occasionally going out with her single gal pals to get way to drunk, act way to flirty and end up with a bad reputation. The times, they have not a changed that much.


One thing that gets me about this whole awful process is the lack of actual dating. I would like a guy to actually ask me out, on a date, something involving dinner and a wine, with a follow up date and then gradually get to know someone. But the men out here aren't trained that way and as all the guys my age are now entering the divorce phase of their lives and I go fishing for second round offers I can't help but think... do I really want to be with a romantically challenged retread anyway?

Here's one I Prepared Earlier or Being a "Single" Single Parent

I once read that kids are a joy, but they suck the joy out of everything else in your life. It's funny because it's true. There is nothing more wonderful than hearing your child laugh or seeing them so proud of themselves when they learn something for the first time. There is also nothing more depressing than sitting at home alone after your child is in bed wondering if this is it, is this as good as it gets?


Having children presents many roadblocks to finding somone when you are single. The first issue that many people gloss over is the one of finances. Children cost money, children require your care, which diminishes your ablility to earn money. Put these two together and you are left with the most lovable thing in the world and a whole heap of financial stress. Yes, some are lucky enough to have forged a decent enough career prior to getting knocked up or have a wealthy ex that does in fact pay child support, but for the most of us being a single parent means an ever beeping fuel light, payment plans for basic utilities, comparing prices in the supermarket and that occasional splurge where you just go "Fuck it! I'm never going to get ahead anyway so why do I bother!"


Being short of money effects all things about looking for a potential mate. Starting with ill-fitting, stained or unfashionable clothes, then not having makeup or any that hasn't gone off already, not having the latest hairstyle or any at all, and then not having the money to actually go out and meet people, anywhere.


Say you do have the money to go out, you can't take your child with you. Pubs don't have creche's  so you need to find care, be it a family member, friend or babysitter. I personally find the whole finding a baby sitter thing stressful. I feel like I am asking to borrow a million dollars everytime I ask someone one, and more often or not they say no. If they do say yes, then there is often conditions attached, you need to be home at a certain time, be able to pick the child up or there is a cost involved, as is the case with teenage babystitters.


So you have a sitter, you have some money and you are ready to go out. You don't get out often so settling into the groove of things takes some time. Then you need to be to able to join in with the conversation, hopefully they are not talking about other nights out or weekends away when you couldn't join them. Sometimes the conversation is about how you don't do things anymore like the gym or coffee or shopping.


So you have a sitter, some money, you're out and joining in with the conversation and you meet a couple of new people who seem half interesting. Being out of the loop you need to find out their stories and after a few misses with those who are already married or gay, you come across someone available, straight and somewhat interested in what you have to say. Until all you can talk about is kids. They are mildly interested at first, then they find an excuse to escape.


One month later, you find a sitter, some money, some friends to go out with, someone interesting to talk to and you have learnt from your mistakes and you're keeping a lid on your "kid talk". Things are going well until they start on how they are planning to travel the world next year, backpacking in fact, they are so excited. NEXT! This pattern repeats itself for months, years, decades. Then finally someone is interested. How did that happen? you had just about given up.


So you start to see someone, you spend money you don't have on dinners, lunches, coffee and maybe a gift. You plan a weekend away and even though you keep the costs down it's still more than you can afford. So reality hits, time to reign it in. You stay home more, this is met with resistance from your new partner, they want to do things and can't understand why you have changed. But, this is all assuming you have made it this far.


Lets rewind to the first time that your new love interest meets your children, they are mildly amused. They try to be their best friend, but kids being kids couldn't care less, they are happy with the way life is and this new person presents as inconvience to said life. So things don't start so well, and don't get better.  Kids come first, always will, doesn't matter how tired, hungry or horny you are, what the kids want come first and that will always be the case. New love interest doesn't understand that, new love interest is just hanging around for their turn to be the centre of attention and is starting to feel like a bit of a third, fourth or fifth wheel. New love interest leaves.


Maybe new love interst is ok with that, lucky you, and they stick around. You have a way of doing things, a routine or schedule so to speak that you have developed over the years based on the personalities of both you and your children. New love interest thinks you are doing it wrong, from their extensive research of sitcoms, soapies, best friends cousins kid and vague recollections of childhood they are well versed on how to raise children. And you are doing it wrong. Your child is naughty, rude, messy and should be able to do more things for themselves, of course saying that they're only three doesn't seem to be getting you anywhere. New love interest leaves.


Miracle above miracles your new love interest is ok with your kids, lack of money and lack of time and is quite happy to stay on board. In walks the ex. There will always be a drama, some reason why this person is not good enough to be around your kids. Having danced this dance a few times now, you are amicable, accommodating and address each of the exes concerns. New love interest takes offence to this and leaves.


Now I know there are step parents out there by the hundreds, that have got through this and come out the other side. They probably still get the "You're not my real dad! You can't tell me what to do" or "I wish mum had never met you!" but they stick it out. Who knows if it is the best thing for the kids, I guess each situation is different. But there is hope for all us single parents yet. So long as we don't live in the middle of nowhere, but that's another story for another day.


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